So, I am. Why vampire lumberjacks? Well. I figure a lumberjack is the closest I'm going to get to a vampire woodcutter all things considering. And what with the old stories, and werewolves being WOLVES and all, I reckon there's potential for a really screwed up Red Riding Hood version here somewhere which is good enough for me.
(Bree, if'n I win will you write me the story of how Red Riding Hood nearly got eaten by a werewolf at granny's house andd saved by a lumberjack vampire?)