Title: Child's Play
Author: googlebrat
Fandom:SGA
Rating:G
Genre: Gen, Humour
Pairings: None
Characters: Radek, Rodney, Elizabeth
Spoilers (if applicable): None
Warnings: None. Unless you have glasses-related trauma
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Of course, it all started with a disagreement with Rodney. What happened to Radek during Critical Mass, and the events following.

( Child's Play )

Title: Road Safety
Author: googlebrat
Fandom:Torchwood
Rating:PG
Genre: Gen, Funny/Creepy
Pairings: None
Characters: Ianto, Owen
Spoilers (if applicable): None
Warnings: Mild creepiness
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: "Right." Ianto was silent for a moment, fingers drumming on the steering wheel. "You know, it would be a lot easier if we could shoot them."
A/N Brits will get this one. Foreigners may need to watch this to understand. I'm almost certain that this is not the longer, even creepier version, but cannot be certain as my kid sister has turned the channel over too fast to see the whole thing for the last year.
Slot this in somewhere around the middle of Season 2.

( Road Safety )

Title: Love of the Common People
Author: googlebrat
Fandom:Torchwood
Rating:PG-13
Genre: Gen
Pairings: Rhiannon/Johnny, Ianto/OC Ianto/Lisa
Spoilers (if applicable): Some of Children of Earth
Warnings:Mild bad language.
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: When Rhiannon was nine, she watched her father break her brother's leg. Ianto, through his sister's eyes.

A/N: Bounced ideas off Cinead , Caladria's eyes, and perryvic
Hoping this crossposts between LJ and Dreamwidth without going HORRIBLY WRONG.

( Love of the Common People )

So, writing Only You Can Save Mankind meant I finally, finally got around to finishing S3 of SGA and starting S4. (Yes, I'm behind. Yes, very, very behind. See, if I never watch to the end of something it never has to end).

Anyway, that got me watching Tabula Rasa, approximately a lifetime after everyone else, which resulted in this.

Title: Forget Me Not
Author: googlebrat
Fandom:SGA
Rating:PG-13
Genre: Gen
Pairings: None
Spoilers (if applicable): None, I don't think. Except for Tabula Rasa
Warnings: Um. Might be triggery for mention of remembered rape/violence but I think that's it.
Summary: "He didn't know who he was. He didn't know where he was. He wasn't sure how he'd got there either." Tabula Rasa from Zelenka's viewpoint.
A/N: Uses dialogue from Tabula Rasa. Bounced ideas off Cinead , used Caladria's eyes, and perryvic (as usual) helped me with wording ;-)
Hoping this crossposts between LJ and Dreamwidth without going HORRIBLY WRONG.

( Forget Me Not )

Title: Only You Can Save Mankind
Author: googlebrat
Fandom:Stargate
Rating:PG-13
Genre: Gen AU
Pairings: Uh, mild implied Carson/Perna
Spoilers (if applicable): None, I don't think
Warnings: Moderate violence, minor bad language, minor character death
Summary: They called them the Wraith, ghosts that walked and brought death on their hands, and no country objected when their brightest and best children were demanded in order to prepare to fight the alien menace.

Disclaimer: Stargate isn't mine, and there are some Ender's Game inspirations in there. And title comes from Pratchett, 'cause it just seemed to fit.

Only You Can Save Mankind

Looks like the Good Omens names are out now, so I can repost this:-)

Vicky gave me the idea for this, and then held my hand every time I realised how many items 100 really was. Thank you to everyone who, knowingly or unknowingly, gave me ideas.

Title: 100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended
Recipient: caitirin
Author: googlebrat
Rating: Unrated (general audiences)
Summary: Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Author's Notes: Characters in this belong to Pratchett and Gaiman obviously. Lines are also taken from various songs, and also "Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night." (This started as a joke, and I think it ended up being on me. It was funny when "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body" was on my radio. By the time I was putting final touches to "Strictly Come Dancing" and they were playing "In The Arms Of The Angel" it was a bit creepy). Some events on this are taken from Real Life, but not, as you will notice, in Real Life order. Blame Crowley for altering reality to the order he preferred. I hope I gave you the plot you asked for :-)

( 100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended - Part 1 )

S'pose I should actually get around to posting these now our identities are revealed and I can :-) Else it'll be March and I'll have forgotten to, and likely forgotten I ever actually wrote them. There are goldfish with longer attention spans than me, y'know.

Title: Come Away, Oh Human Child
Genre: Gen
Fandom: Diana Wynne Jones - Fire and Hemlock
Summary: "If it's a girl," he suggested casually, "we could call it Janet." And Polly felt her stomach freeze.


( Come Away, Oh Human Child )

What does it take to get someone writing a fic chapter on a fic that's been dormant for months? Well, in this case it takes a long, really bad train journey that sent me home babbling about ghosts who had been trying to get on a train for centuries and kept getting rerouted. And then the Vicky reminded me I owed Tizzy fic for Gundam Legends and the rest went from there.

So thank Tizzy and Vicky, and blame Network Rail. (Everything mentioned in this fic has actually happened to me on a railway line at some point, although thankfully not all on the same journey. The sign is also real, I know that there is at least one at Thornaby Station.)

This is part of a series, so best to start from the beginning if you haven't read them yet.


End of the Line
Mischief Managed
The Station Clock Said Twelve
Ticket to Ride
Wrong Side of the Track
Terminus
Missed Connections


TITLE: Ghost Train
RATING/WARNINGS: Gen. DH spoilers
PAIRINGS: None
CHARACTERS: Helena Ravenclaw
DISCLAIMER: Half these characters belong to JKR, the other half to Pratchett
SUMMARY: "She had been travelling for a long time now. That was the amazing thing about trains, Helena was discovering, the way that you could keep travelling for what felt like forever, and yet never seem any closer to your destination. "

( Ghost Train )

Inspired mostly by this comment. Some things just need writing.
Title: Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman (Part 1 of 2)
Rating: G
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None!
Summary: The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Warnings: Implied Deathly Hallows spoilers (and actual spoilers in part 2)
Disclaimer: I don't own Hogwarts. Or sell insurance.


( Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman )